Tuesday 30 December 2014

Christmas Dinner

Ahoy shipmates! I had two Christmas dinners on Christmas Day – one scrumptious one with my parents in our flat in Backwater Bay, then I spat on my coin and joined the crew of the Sea Wolf in time for dinner cooked by Peter. It was horrible but no one saw me slipping it over the side. And it kept the sharks away all day!

Pirate jokes

Someone left me a joke on the comments page. I liked it so much, I'm giving it its own post!  Here it is.


How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
(A buccaneer!)

And here's one from me.

How much did the pirate pay for his hook and peg leg?
(An arm and a leg!)